Haven for the Heartbroken

1. You will be fat if you eat

2. If you eat, you will feel sick and guilty

3. You will get nasty cellulite

4. Guys (or girls) won't want to be seen with you if you're fat

5. We all want to be beautiful

6. Think of your ex's! They'll all want you back (and regret letting you go)!

7. You will be thought of as the thin beautiful one

8. Control

9. "Go on a diet, fat @$$!", or "You're too thin; you should get help".... Which do you prefer?

10. Any type of clothing will look good on you... even that sexy pencil-thin dress your pencil-thin friend has

11. You will look good in any situation or setting (school, home, work, parties, etc.)

12. Everyone will want to be you

13. Guys won't turn red in the face and start sweating from picking you up

14. You will not sweat in the summertime

15. You will be able to see colors brighter and more clearly

16. All your senses will be heightened

17. You will have more free time if you're not at the table 24/7

18. In spite of your bad days, you will get a rush when you see you've lost weight

19. You will see everyone staring at you, some in envy, and some in disgust (sympathy & envy combined)

20. You will be wanted by everyone; if they can't be you, at least they can be with you

21. Losing weight feels good

22. You will be able to jump higher and run faster

23. Everyone will notice you

24. Even people who hate you will worry about you

25. People will remember you as the skinny one

26. Models aren't fat

27. People will envy you for your self control

28. Fat people get laughed at

29. You will feel clean and pure when you are empty

30. The 20 minutes of binging is never worth the three days of self-loathing

31. People won't mean it if they say you're fat

32. Everyone will stop and stare as you steal the spotlight... anywhere you go!

33. Fatty areas sag faster as you age

34. Cellulite is ugly

35. You won't sweat as much

36. Fat people aren't as attractive as skinny people

37. Feeling empty makes you feel good

38. You will benefit other people by donating your fat clothes to the second hand store

39. Do you want to represent your country looking like overfed livestock?

40. Your triceps won't wave for you

41. Your taste buds won't control your life

42. Fat people are rejected by society

43. When you feel weak and dizzy, you know you're losing weight

44. Protruding bones tell the world "This person is pure"

45. Feeling hungry is like coming in first place

46. Food will betray you in the end

47. Being thin shows self control and will lead to self-confidence

48. Exercise releases endorphines

49. Fat people aren't noticed unless they embarrass themselves

50. Being fat will make you feel self conscious

51. If a fat person falls, everyone laughs and ridicules them

52. There are more reasons to be thin than to be fat

53. Everyone will be interested in you

54. Eating makes you feel bad. Is it worth it?

55. Being beautiful is more than wearing make-up

56. Your muscles will be toned and ready for anything

57. Your ex will obsess over whether or not they did that to you

58. No one wants to see a fat person shake it

59. Muffin tops are NOT attractive

60. You will feel superior to those who mindlessly shovel food into their mouths