Haven for the Heartbroken

1. You will be fat if you eat

2. If you eat, you will feel sick and guilty

3. You will get nasty cellulite

4. Guys (or girls) won't want to be seen with you if you're fat

5. We all want to be beautiful

6. Think of your ex's! They'll all want you back (and regret letting you go)!

7. You will be thought of as the thin beautiful one

8. Control

9. "Go on a diet, fat @$$!", or "You're too thin; you should get help".... Which do you prefer?

10. Any type of clothing will look good on you... even that sexy pencil-thin dress your pencil-thin friend has

11. You will look good in any situation or setting (school, home, work, parties, etc.)

12. Everyone will want to be you

13. Guys won't turn red in the face and start sweating from picking you up

14. You will not sweat in the summertime

15. You will be able to see colors brighter and more clearly

16. All your senses will be heightened

17. You will have more free time if you're not at the table 24/7

18. In spite of your bad days, you will get a rush when you see you've lost weight

19. You will see everyone staring at you, some in envy, and some in disgust (sympathy & envy combined)

20. You will be wanted by everyone; if they can't be you, at least they can be with you